The Magnificent Twelve Days
  of Christmas
by Sue M

Disclaimer: Just playing. I know I can't keep 'em but if I could
they'd be on season 10 by now!

Characters: Seven

Ratings/Warnings: Some bad language

My thanks to Blackraptor for giving my poem a home.


The Magnificent Twelve Days of Christmas
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On the first day of Christmas, JD sent to me,
Vin climbing up a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas, JD sent to me,
Two silver spurs and Vin climbing up a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas, JD sent to me,
Three dime novels,
Two silver spurs and Vin climbing up a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, JD sent to me,
Four teas from Nathan,
Three dime novels,
Two silver spurs and Vin climbing up a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, JD sent to me,
FIVE GOLD TEETH (eeeww, Ezra!),
Four teas from Nathan,
Three dime novels,
Two silver spurs, and Vin climbing up a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, JD sent to me,
Six dates with Bucklin,
FIVE GOLD TEETH (eeeww, Ezra!!),
Four teas from Nathan,
Three dime novels,
Two silver spurs, and Vin climbing up a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, JD sent to me,
Seven sexy cowboys,
Six dates with Bucklin,
FIVE GOLD TEETH (eeeww, Ezra!!!),
Four teas from Nathan,
Three dime novels,
Two silver spurs, and Vin climbing up a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas JD sent to me,
Eight 'Siah sermons,
Seven sexy cowboys,
Six dates with Bucklin,
FIVE GOLD TEETH (eeeww, Ezra!!!!),
Four teas from Nathan,
Three dime novels,
Two silver spurs, and Vin climbing up a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas JD sent to me,
Nine black cheroots,
Eight 'Siah sermons,
Seven sexy cowboys,
Six dates with Bucklin,
FIVE GOLD TEETH (eeeww, Ezra!!!!!),
Four teas from Nathan,
Three dime novels,
Two silver spurs, and Vin climbing up a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, JD sent to me,
Ten tiny bowlers,
Nine black cheroots,
Eight 'Siah sermons,
Seven sexy cowboys,
Six dates with Bucklin,
FIVE GOLD TEETH (eeeww, Ezra!!!!!!),
Four teas from Nathan,
Three dime novels,
Two silver spurs, and Vin climbing up a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, JD sent to me,
Eleven looks from Larabee,
Ten tiny bowlers,
Nine black cheroots,
Eight 'Siah sermons,
Seven sexy cowboys,
Six dates with Bucklin,
FIVE GOLDEN TEETH (eeeww, Ezra!!!!!!!) ,
Four teas from Nathan,
Three dime novels,
Two silver spurs, and Vin climbing up a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, JD sent to me,
Twelve JD jokes,
Eleven looks from Larabee,
Ten tiny bowlers,
Nine black cheroots,
Eight 'Siah sermons,
Seven sexy cowboys,
Six dates with Bucklin,
FIVE GOLD TEETH (eeeww, Ezra!!!!!!!! ),
Four teas from Nathan,
Three dime novels,
Two silver spurs, and Vin climbing up a pear tree.

The End

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